Thursday, July 23, 2009
Fast Food From the God Box: Shock 'n Awe
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor..

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus , 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

'And why's everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

Every saint has a PAST, every sinner a FUTURE.


Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 8:35 PM   5 comments
Friday, July 17, 2009
Interview with former President George W. Bush (My Hero!)

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Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Tinkerbell's (Squrit's) Grave Concern
I'm being told that there is a real, big, stinky booger-faced troll living inside of a tree in our backyard!!!

Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 7:13 PM   3 comments

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