Webblog Stats continue to amaze me. They speak volumes on interesting subject material and what internet users are searching for. Some keyword subject material I would love to steer my blog away from - yet there are many that are good for a giggle or two. So without delay here are the ABC's on the "Issues" of others this past week:
addicted to squeezing zits - Break the habit by investing in a few rolls of bubble wrap.
anal fissures - NO! I ain't gonna go there.
dominant wife blog - This term has been quite popular and I don't have a clue about dominant anything.
fast food god - Ronald McDonald? Burger King? Colonel Sanders?
house slippers made out of maxi pads - How crafty!
paternity results from chimp retirement - Chimp Teresa became pregnant after using a public restroom.
people with fairy blood - Sorry, this is a family secret that must not ever be disclosed.
redneck cake molds - Cupcakes made in empty PBR cans?
rowan atkinson psychological problem - No! Don't tell me Mr. Bean has gone insane!
subliminal phallic ad m&m's - This had to be Jerry Farwell. First the Gay Purple Teletubby, then a gay Spongebob and now he has to go and ruin the fun by picking on chocolate. Doesn't this guy have anything better to preach about?
the perfect guy sermon - That Teletubbies, Spongebob and M&M's are evil homosexual characters with penises?
visit doctor to have sticks removed - Umm... where exactly did you stick those chopsticks?
want out of marriage grown apart - File for divorce would be my first guess.
what do you call it when you have a pimple on each cheek - Symmetrical Skin condition? Maybe you have fairy blood?
why vote for hillary - Because she scares the shit out of people.
wonder pets flyboat template - Sounds like a cool template. I'll make you one. =O)
I just 'installed' a detailed stat-counter on my blog last night and I'm addicted to the information it feeds. Being a mostly news blog though the searches people make aren't anywhere near as strange as the ones you get.
Margie... I gotta TELL ya sweetie - I'm AMAZED by what your guests are searching for -- and even MORE amazed by what they FOUND at your house!!! LOL! This isn't lookin' good for our heroine! rofl!
I am rolling! This is hysterical! But I gotta tell ya, since we do "pass the trash" at Christmas, I kid you not, I am definately gonna mass produce those maxi pad bedroom slippers! Victoria's Secret get back!
I just 'installed' a detailed stat-counter on my blog last night and I'm addicted to the information it feeds. Being a mostly news blog though the searches people make aren't anywhere near as strange as the ones you get.