Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Thirteen Offensive College Party Suggestions
It's been awhile since I've participated in Thursday 13 - but today after discussing possible "Offensive College Theme Party" suggestions with my husband - I thought it would be cool to lighten up and share our politically incorrect party ideas all in good spirited fun.

Recently in South Carolina, Clemson University is upset over an off-campus party during the Martin Luther King Jr. weekend that had an Urban culture theme. A similar "Ghetto Fabulous Themed College Party" in Austin, TX back in October caused quite a stink as well. I thought it sounded like a hip and fun time to be had by all. I love parties, themed parties in particular and don't find them degrading to any culture they are themed around. In fact, it is my opinion that such parties embrace and show acceptance to the beautiful diversity of our country. I find it more offensive to be told we cannot do such.

1) 80's Party: I'm starting with this one because this mocks who I was 20 years ago. I'm embarrassed to admit that I wore the mullet hair, listened to Boy George and bounced around on the dance floor wearing leg-warmers without paying any thought to the beat of the music or how silly I looked. Yet, I still have the wardrobe sitting in my closet that I won't part with. I doubt if any of this will come back in style - but in the case of an upcoming '80's party - I'll be prepared.

2) Redneck Party: Kegs of PBR, oyster roasts, country music and a Beer Belly Wet Flannel Shirt contest sounds like a grand ole' time. A buffet of saturated fats such as Fried Chicken, grits and squirrel sounds like a dare to take on. Top the night off with some mud-bogging or tractor pulls and you're set.

3) Gay Party: Why not come out of your closet for the night or at least dress out of the closet of the opposite sex. Stuff your pockets with fluorescent lite sticks and pump the house with club music. Deck the buffet out with spiked fruit punch and taste the Skittles rainbow.

4) AA Party: Doughnuts, coffee, doughnuts, coffee, doughnuts, coffee. Try your legs out playing Musical Twelve Steps to the music of the O'Douls Irish Bagpipe and Blues Band. No alcohol allowed, but you can get high off the support and friendship of each other and still prove to have a good time.

5) Sheik Party: Similar to the Roman Toga Parties except we travel on down to the middle east. Wearing robes, veils, burkas and the occasional mock suicide bomb vest. Throw lots of sand on the floor but leave out the beach umbrellas, borrow a camel or two from your local zoo. Llamas will work if in a pinch. Don't forget the George W. Bush Pinata' and top the night off firing rifles into the air.

6) Rich White Man's Party: A stiff black tie event while classical music hums in the background while hostesses walk around with trays of wine and whores de' vores. Share stock trading tips and hobnob with political big-wig characters. Charge $1,000 per plate and make it a grand evening. NOT! Boring!!

7) Mafia Party: Swing back to the 20's and roll out the casino roulette wheels. Rum runners in the back with a candy store front. Give everyone a stinky Cuban cigar and play "take it to the mattresses."

8) Hollywood Ho'down: Leave your underpanties at home girls, rent a limo and party like an A-lister. Try not to invite any Mel Gibson types who may fall down drunk and blame the world's woes on the Jews.

9) Bush Administration Annual BBQ: Pin the tail on the donkey (Democrat) while drunk games or perhaps you would rather enjoy a game of shoot your best friend in the face with buckshot? Heck, pin Condi Rice to the wall and play field goal between the gap in her two front teeth. Trade your 2 free points in for Laura's chocolate chip cookies and chase down with Rumsfield Rum Shots.

10) Mexican Party: No invitations, party goers must climb over, under or bust through fence to get in.

11) Global Warming Party: Half of the invitations say to dress up like Eskimo's and the other half requests you dress Tropical to compound the confusion. Invite Al Gore as a guest speaker to sort it all out.

12) South African Party: This party is experimental and in honor of a good buddy who can party the night away clubbing in Durban dressed to the nines. The joke is to see what the average American would show up to the party dressed up as. (I'm going as a Penguin - I love those little buggers.)

13) "Blank" Party: Here is where you fill in the blank with a theme party idea! See y'all in my comment section.

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Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 11:00 PM  
16 Comments:
  • At 11:51 PM, Blogger Rashenbo said…

    HAHAHAHAHA... Bush Administration party... global warming party... :) Thanks for the laughs!

    Happy Thursday

     
  • At 1:36 AM, Blogger scribbit said…

    You ought to open a catering business :)

     
  • At 2:05 AM, Anonymous practical chick said…

    Two, four, and nine...I am SO there!

     
  • At 2:07 AM, Anonymous practical chick said…

    I thought of a GREAT one...ready?

    Suicide bomber party!!

     
  • At 2:30 AM, Blogger Deepak Gopi said…

    :):):)good day

     
  • At 1:29 PM, Blogger Angelove said…

    Over-sexed bored housewives. Now THERE'S a party!

     
  • At 2:17 PM, Blogger BeckyD said…

    I've been to some, I'd like to be invited to others. They all sound like a hell of a lot of fun!

    When you open your Party Business be sure to send me your business card!

    Happy TT

     
  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger Christie said…

    hysterical!

     
  • At 7:16 PM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    How about "The Next President Party" evrybody has to come as a potential candidate. Count how many Hilarys you get.

     
  • At 7:36 PM, Blogger Woozie said…

    The Communist Party. Karl Marx is the MC for the evening's festivities, Joseph Stalin and Kim Jong Il are the bouncers, Adolf Hitler serves as the doormat for guests to wipe their feet on, Lenin gets to serve the pure vodka, and the main attractions (other than house music and kinky sex) are two games of Russian Roulette:

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  • At 8:03 PM, Blogger Karlos said…

    Ok...now you gotta post the 80s leg-warmers pics. Don't...nope...don't even try. I know you have pics! ;-)

     
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