It's time for Keyword Kaos and once again I am floored by some of the searches that have misled some of you to my blog. This week there were many innocent searches that deserve mention.
- Sodium how do you get it. - What if you don't have a bundt pan. - Nurse's elbow.
I sure hope the person directed here found resolution in their Nurse's elbow situation. I suffered a few weeks of guilt after realizing that I committed a legal form of child abuse after yanking Squirt by the arm and accidentally dislocating her ulna. It happens to many parents and until someone develops a remote control for kids - we have to hold their hands.
Then there were keyword searches that start to border into "What were you thinking?" mode:
- Babe scale - How to measure for jordache jeans - Lady liberty other names.
I'll give the Babe scale searcher the benefit of doubt that they were thinking of an infant scale. Not a system that judges and places women in a pecking order by boob size and beauty. Then again, who am trying to kid here?
Measuring for Jordache Jeans is inspiring, are they back in style again? I just cleaned out my closet and finally broke free of my flash-back to the '80's attire. The Jordache, Sergio Valente and Gloria Vanderbilts are hanging from a Goodwill rack about now.
Then there is the searcher for other names for the Statue of Liberty. Lady Liberty is about the only other name I can think of although I have heard her referred to as the "Homegurl of the Harbor" back in my Jersey days.
Lastly, the twisted keyword terms you've been waiting for:
- Hanky Panky Pie recipe desert - Oxiclean torture test - What to do with a dominant wife's dirty bottom.
Food porn and being tickle tortured by effervescent bubbles sounds like a great night of romance being planned. However to the poor bloke with the nasty ass wife - perhaps you should write in and tell us about your issues?
You certenly do have the strangest searches leading to your blog.