Saturday, January 27, 2007
Keyword Kaos: "Oxiclean Torture Test"
Orange GloIt's time for Keyword Kaos and once again I am floored by some of the searches that have misled some of you to my blog. This week there were many innocent searches that deserve mention.

- Sodium how do you get it.
- What if you don't have a bundt pan.
- Nurse's elbow.

I sure hope the person directed here found resolution in their Nurse's elbow situation. I suffered a few weeks of guilt after realizing that I committed a legal form of child abuse after yanking Squirt by the arm and accidentally dislocating her ulna. It happens to many parents and until someone develops a remote control for kids - we have to hold their hands.

Then there were keyword searches that start to border into "What were you thinking?" mode:

- Babe scale
- How to measure for jordache jeans
- Lady liberty other names.

I'll give the Babe scale searcher the benefit of doubt that they were thinking of an infant scale. Not a system that judges and places women in a pecking order by boob size and beauty. Then again, who am trying to kid here?

Measuring for Jordache Jeans is inspiring, are they back in style again? I just cleaned out my closet and finally broke free of my flash-back to the '80's attire. The Jordache, Sergio Valente and Gloria Vanderbilts are hanging from a Goodwill rack about now.

Then there is the searcher for other names for the Statue of Liberty. Lady Liberty is about the only other name I can think of although I have heard her referred to as the "Homegurl of the Harbor" back in my Jersey days.

Lastly, the twisted keyword terms you've been waiting for:

- Hanky Panky Pie recipe desert
- Oxiclean torture test
- What to do with a dominant wife's dirty bottom.

Food porn and being tickle tortured by effervescent bubbles sounds like a great night of romance being planned. However to the poor bloke with the nasty ass wife - perhaps you should write in and tell us about your issues?
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 2:27 PM  
  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said…

    You certenly do have the strangest searches leading to your blog.

  • At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    how to get sodium??? bundt pan- go buy one, lol!

    i remember jordache jeans. they was haut!

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