 It's a difficult responsibility
That we extract from the Number One Law keeper,
Bergermeister Meisterberger.
That certain Toys are hereby declared Illegal, immoral, unlawful
AND
Anyone found with such a toy in his/her possession
Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!
Yes, it's that time of year again and Bergermeister Meisterberger has sent out his team of Anti-elves to storm the department stores and shelves for toys that are deplorable. With half of this years toys recently pulled off the shelves due to China manufacturers using lead in their paints - it was so far a quiet season in Sombertown.
That was, until Bergermeister Meisterberger got wind of this stocking stuffer....
 A nifty little set of Jesus Pencil Topper Erasers. Now, now boys and girls - of course Jesus forgives and washes away our sins. Erases our slate clean so we can be presented in robes of white, perfect and without blemish to the Lord.
But, to use the image of Jesus to erase your typos - BLASPHEMY!
Something just doesn't seem right when it comes to turning Jesus upside down and rubbing his head on a piece of paper until he appears bald.
The next toy on Bergermeister's list of immoral and unlawful would be this Jesus Action Figure Set. The Miracle Jesus complete with five loafs of bread, two fishes and a vat of wine.
 This toy is hereby banned because there are no Jesus toy accessories sold separately. Jesus needs friends and who, just who do you think your imaginative child is going to have Jesus play with?
Little girls will throw poor Jesus into the throws of sin living with Barbie and cruisin' the town in her Pink Corvette. Little boys will include Jesus in their Star Wars Action Sets and turn Him into a Jedi Warrior.
No folks, it's not good to have a toy Jesus as your child's favorite Tubby Time toy. Sure, He walked on water but I'm sure it's not acceptable to have Him snorkeling in a Bubble pond full of rubber duckies.
These products are hereby deemed unlawful by the order of the Bergermeister!
(If you missed them visit last year's Bergermeister Meisterberger Episodes I, II and III) Labels: holidays |
You find the strangest toys. I have never seen a Jesus eraser or a doll either but I suppose they are out there. We need to get back to the Old Testament law of make no graven inage.