| Sunday, December 03, 2006 |
| Bergermeister Meisterberger Files (Episode III) |
Has your child been misbehaving this past year? Don't bother with messy, chalky lumps of coal to place in their stockings go right for the good stuff. One or two lumps of this Super High Radiation Level Uranium Ore should do the trick. Perhaps you would like to make candy canes that glow in the dark? If so a pin sized bit of the Radioactive Isotope Polonium 210 will give you that desired soft glowing effect.
Oh yes folks, Bergermeister Meisterberger is outraged again after finding out about the new educational toys available this season. Made specifically for your little mad scientists, United Nuclear Scientific Equipment & Supplies has everything under the sun to keep your child busy in the basement boiling trouble for hours. It aims to put the fun back into science by selling an array of scientific materials and equipment, as well as things like science-themed T-shirts and coffee mugs.
If your child desires to split atoms there is a fascinating learning tool that he'll never put down in the Nuclear Spinthariscope. Maybe little Sally wants to ditch those pink and white tassels on her Barbie bicycle and replace them with twin Jet Engines? Why should Little Johnny play make believe Pirates when he can build his own Tesla Coil and zap back in time to meet Blackbeard in person? Do your children love to sneak away to play Doctor? Why not buy them the components needed to build their very own X-ray machine so they can see inside your pet cat until all of it's fur falls out?
Due to the grave possibility that toys such as these could blow peaceful Sombertown clear off the map, the Bergermesiter has declared that any product from United Nuclear is hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful
AND anyone found with a radioactive isotope in his possession,
Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon! |
Stumble It!
.......posted by Margaret @ 9:17 PM   |
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| 5 Comments: |
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Thanks Margaret. I can hardly wait tos ee my grandson on his new super turbo charged bike. I considwered the xray machine but the cost was a little high and medicare wouldn't cover it.
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Sounds like a wonderful toy, ha,ha..
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Physics:(:(.
Maths ,physics,chemistry the most boring subject in the whole world(my opinion)
good day:):)
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Sheesh...things sure ain't what they used to be...when we played with rocks and sticks and dirt...then Pong. Today's youth...Ha! ;-)
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Hi Margie!
Peace and blessings to you!
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Thanks Margaret. I can hardly wait tos ee my grandson on his new super turbo charged bike. I considwered the xray machine but the cost was a little high and medicare wouldn't cover it.