| Tuesday, September 26, 2006 |
| Cockroach Controlled |
I often wonder why our Lord felt it necessary to create some creatures especially certain bugs. Scientifically we know that birds and reptiles such as frogs and lizards enjoy and thrive off of insects. Before moving to Georgia my biggest nuisance known was the common housefly. Especially when you're trying to sleep in the morning hours and the thing is dead set on flying up your nose or in your ear. Today I don't even notice houseflies it is the fleas, mosquitoes and roaches that gotta go.
Then there is that giant dreaded Palmetto Bug the king of all Roaches. They are big, they fly and can knock knick-knacks off of your shelves. A simply fly swatter won't do the trick. No, a pest of this size requires a wack from the heel of Gon's size 13 Doc Martins!
Unless you're Mr. Gizmodo here who is on to a bigger and brighter idea! If you can't beat 'em - put 'em to work!
Now we're talking! With a few extra implementations we may be able to employ this pest to mow our lawns, vacuum our floors, walk the dog and power-wash our driveways. |
Stumble It!
.......posted by Margaret @ 8:12 AM   |
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I hate roaches. I don't even want them cleaning my driveway. I can do without them.
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Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers, fuck 'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!
It's strange how we both did a roach post on the same day...
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Our good friends at PETA are currently protesting Six Flags. While I think that eating a Madagascar hissing cockroach is disgusting, that means it is one less one to bug me.
We used to have cockroaches so big in Arkansas down on the Air Force Base, that they could probably pull a C-130 into the Washing Bay.
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I think there is a problem of getting them to work when you want them to.
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I hate roaches. I don't even want them cleaning my driveway. I can do without them.