South Park Elementary School has hired a new Chef who will be introduced this coming fall season to replace the old Chef.
The South Park creators were pleasantly surprised while conducting auditions of hundreds of African American actors to replace their beloved character Chef, when Deepak the Great walked in and blew the competition away.
Much like the Old Chef, Deepak was a smooth talking ladies man and and more apt to offer the boys advice that they could finally understand. Here for the first time ever is an amazing clip from the upcoming new episode script:
Chef Deepak:"Hello there children. How may I be helping you today?"
Stan:"Chef Deepak, Cartman is home sick today with anal fissures."
Kyle:"Tell us Chef Deepak, what's an anal fissure."
Chef Deepak: "My goodness children keep your mercy strong. Your friend be having very much pain and very much difficulty using facilities."
Stan:"How can we help him?"
Chef Deepak:"You be first must be checking to see if your friend's computer is very much plugged in. "
Kyle:"Wha???"
Chef Deepak:"Then turn off computer and try first a reboot."
Stan:"Are you saying we should kick him in the ass?"
Be sure not to miss South Parks new fall season on Comedy Central! Also stop by to visit Deepak and give him a big hearty congratulations! Way to go Deepak! You're the Man!
(Legal disclaimer: Events mentioned in this above post are purely fictional.)
Ian: You're right, they should test out some temp agencies and try out a few substitute Chefs and let the South Park viewers vote for their favorite Chef. That would be cool.
Dr. John: I'm glad you don't get South Park, it would corrupt you terribly. =O)
HaHahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Do I have the looks of Charlie Chaplin of Modern times. When I direct a comedy movie In Holly Wood will you please write screen play and dialogues for me.
Haha funny. Perhaps they should have special guest chefs every week.