Wednesday, June 07, 2006
He's been DENIED!
Dear Margie: "Me and my girlfriend have been living together since the beginning of the year. She has never taken off her shirt during sex and it is driving me crazy. Any advice?" Breast Man in Idaho

Dear Mr. Denied; All I can say is you need to talk to her about it. Little by little she'll slowly let you in on her inhibitions and someday you may get lucky. For your sake I'm hoping this is just a simple case of "I feel fat and self-conscious" and she'll come around.

However in this day and age, you should prepare yourself for some worst case scenarios.

- She has a hairy chest.
- She has her ex-boyfriends name tattooed on her chest.
- She has a battleship tattoo on her chest.

When you do find out whatever it may be, try not to make a funny face. You make enough funny faces during sex as it is. In the meantime dare to use your imagination. Good luck. -Mix
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 11:00 PM  
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