| Sunday, May 07, 2006 |
| Ford Mustang Convertible |
 Okay, since a half-dozen of you have asked; some nicely - other's not so; I feeling the pressure to further define the "Yuppy Pony".
(Yuppy: n. "A young upwardly mobile professional person; someone under 40.")
Take a 38 year old guy, put him in a convertible sports car and what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Hey now, quit it with the small penis jokes!!
Now take Gon; a heavy-metal music loving, Pink Floyd-T-shirt wearing, man-in-black jeans and leather type of guy.
Imagine running into him in a crowded bar and he towers over you standing at 6'3". His voice is so deep he can vibrate the ladies labia from half-way across the room just by whispering.
There are only three possibilities to what kind of transportation a guy like this employs:
a) A Hummer.
b) A Harley.
c) A Mad-Max Matt Black Classic Mustang with a 351 Cleveland Chrome Engine.
Instead he drives a turquoise, 3.8 liter engine, Ford Mustang Convertible. Alas, "The Yuppy Pony."
Dude needs his ride pimped, Yo!
Todays Issue: DEFINED |
Stumble It!
.......posted by Margaret @ 8:36 PM   |
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