Sunday, May 07, 2006
Ford Mustang Convertible
Okay, since a half-dozen of you have asked; some nicely - other's not so; I feeling the pressure to further define the "Yuppy Pony".

(Yuppy: n. "A young upwardly mobile professional person; someone under 40.")

Take a 38 year old guy, put him in a convertible sports car and what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Hey now, quit it with the small penis jokes!!

Now take Gon; a heavy-metal music loving, Pink Floyd-T-shirt wearing, man-in-black jeans and leather type of guy.

Imagine running into him in a crowded bar and he towers over you standing at 6'3". His voice is so deep he can vibrate the ladies labia from half-way across the room just by whispering.

There are only three possibilities to what kind of transportation a guy like this employs:

    a) A Hummer.
    b) A Harley.
    c) A Mad-Max Matt Black Classic Mustang with a 351 Cleveland Chrome Engine.

Instead he drives a turquoise, 3.8 liter engine, Ford Mustang Convertible. Alas, "The Yuppy Pony."

Dude needs his ride pimped, Yo!

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Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 8:36 PM  
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