 To Bergermeister, it's one thing to deal with Santa sneaking toys into Sombertown. Quite another thing to have a Super Walmart set up shop and sell toys just outside the city limits. However, Bergermeister is wincing in angst over a certain Presidential Candidate cleverly disguising campaign gift toys as a Kitchen Utensil!
 The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker. It's enough to make not only Bergermeister wince, but Senator Obama, George W. Bush and all of the GOP candidates are feeling the squeeze and assuming the fetal position.
 Even Bill shouted out, "Ho-Ho-Ho... Ouch!"
This product is hereby deemed unlawful by the order of the BergermeisterANDAnyone found voting for HillaryWill be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!
Labels: holidays, Political Issues |
I WANT ONE!