| Wednesday, August 16, 2006 |
| Paris Hilton's Vagina |
 First a big thank you to "Tits List" for bringing my attention to this terrible atrocity. What they deem a beautiful painting of the infamous flower is currently up for auction over at ebay. Finger Painting is one thing but sitting on top of a piece of paper to create your own "Hoo Hoo Art" isn't a craft project I want Katie experiencing in Sunday School.
"Macaroni Art Jesus on Construction Paper" currently is attached to our refrigerator with magnets for display and I'm having issues with that by itself. She decided to use the spiral noodles for Jesus' beard and hair and then painted them black. Our Lord sporting Dredds isn't something I can easily adapt to. I won't even mention His Jumbo Shell eyes and Lasagna ears. Thankfully this Sunday the kids are doing "Paper Plate Lambs with Cotton Balls."
However, returning to Paris' and her "Hoo Hoo Art", I'm here to tell 'ya all I'm scared. The dimensions of this thing is "12 x 24 inches!!" Almost equivalent to the measurement of your standard toilet seat! I'll grant 'ya there are a few guys out there who find this to be too small of an area to properly aim at and many guys miss the mark. But when it comes to Hoo Hoo's that you can literally fall into, this photo gives me the "You left the toilet seat up again" feeling.
I wonder if Paris' feet are enormous? Oh well, excuse me while I go break out the "Shrinky Dinks" to make some pornographic phallic suncatchers.
UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that ebay has cancelled this auction. Granted, I find the photo and who it dipicts reprehensible - however, I now find ebay's actions just as dire. Who are they to down a piece of art?
Either way the item was relisted by the artist, an expressionist who now states: "It is an interpritation of how I felt opon seeing Paris' privates on film. I received my BFA in 1991 and am a local artist in Austin TX. Thanks for looking."
I've updated the eBay links to reflect the changes. |
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I wonder if Paris' feet are enormous? Oh well, excuse me while I go break out the "Shrinky Dinks" to make some pornographic phallic suncatchers.
hehehe
waiting eagerly for the sun catchers post
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That thing is huge. Id def go for that smaller vagina underneath it.
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Wow! You're right Reverb, it was up and holding at $10 on one bid earlier today. On a good note, I'm glad that there are certain levels that even Ebay won't stoop down too.
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I agree Black Jesus. Hey, you're the one my 3 year old modeled her Pasta art from!!! Awesome. =O)
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I am not interested in that art. Your daughter's sounds more interesting.
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Heyy! wow... this.. sounds quite odd. The art that is... But have to admit the artwork is not bad. It looks sort of like graphic design that I've seen a friend of mine do. But still.. I could care less for the subject matter. Yuck.
Mahalo :),
Sahar.
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I wonder if Paris' feet are enormous? Oh well, excuse me while I go break out the "Shrinky Dinks" to make some pornographic phallic suncatchers.
hehehe
waiting eagerly for the sun catchers post