Wednesday, August 16, 2006
I do not like Snakes on a Plane
Tomorrow, August 18 is the premier of the movie "Snakes on a Plane."


Here is a 13 verse Suessical on why I will NOT be rushing out my door to see it.






I do not like snakes here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Could you? Would you? On a big screen?
Could you? Would you? Split the scene?

Not on the big screen nor a DVD flick,
Snakes on a Plane is totally sick!

A church handles snakes just outside of your town,
Would you accept an invite and come on down?


No way in hell, would I sit for a spell and witness that crazy shit.
Show me snakes and I'm not hanging around. Not even for a bit.

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree.


What part of no can you not grasp?
You'll never find me in a tree with an asp!

Say! In a theatre where it's dark and cool,
or perhaps by your neighbor's backyard pool?.

Do you not listen? I live in a state,
Called Georgia, the home to thousand a snake.

I will not see the movie. nor face my fear,
Not even with Zanny and a 12 pack of beer.

I'm afraid of flying on planes too, if that helps you understand.
Go see it with your head in the clouds, I'm sticking mine in sand.

Enough already of my will nots and can'ts,
If I go see this movie - I'll shit my pants!

I do not like Snakes on a Plane,
I do not like them, you must be insane?
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 4:55 PM  
31 Comments:
  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger MysteriousLady said…

    That was awesome,how creative you are! Great list!

     
  • At 9:56 PM, Blogger Lisa said…

    Woman, that brought tears to my eyes, I was laughing so hard!! Excellent!

    (/jealous like a big dog of your creativity)

    Have a fab Thursday!

     
  • At 10:57 PM, Blogger Renee said…

    That's very good. I won't be seeing it either...what a dumb idea.

     
  • At 10:57 PM, Blogger Renee said…

    the movie, not the blog...you blog idea is great!

     
  • At 11:07 PM, Blogger Becky said…

    That is HILARIOUS!

     
  • At 11:37 PM, Anonymous e said…

    LOL I'm going to watch the movie because I just <3 Samuel L Jackson, and I already know it's probably going to suck! He gave an interview on Ellen so I can't wait to see it :D

     
  • At 1:09 AM, Blogger Tess said…

    LOL!!! That was too funny, great writing!

     
  • At 2:11 AM, Blogger Crayonsetc said…

    ROTF... Well, I am right there with you... No way am I going to see that one!!

    Happy TT!!

     
  • At 6:38 AM, Blogger TC said…

    LOL! Too funny! So I take it you won't be rushing right out to see Snakes on a plane? LOL.

    My tt is up too.

     
  • At 7:03 AM, Blogger Carmen said…

    i like that you wrote it like Dr. Suess. ;) I will not see snakes on a plane. I will not see it, they ARE insane. ;)

     
  • At 7:20 AM, Blogger Louise said…

    Fabulous.

    Although, you must admit it's the coolest film title in a LONG time.

     
  • At 7:27 AM, Blogger Carol said…

    Love the Dr. Seuss-like anti-snake movie rant!

     
  • At 7:59 AM, Blogger Reverberate58 said…

    Too cute! I could watch it either and not in a dark theater! No way!! You are very creative. I am doing Thursday Thanks later. Going to sit T13 out today! I hope you have a terrific Thursday with no snakes in it!

     
  • At 8:01 AM, Blogger "D" said…

    You are awesome! That should be a perfect post! what a riot!

     
  • At 8:13 AM, Blogger Natsthename said…

    FUNNIEST 13 EVER!!

     
  • At 8:18 AM, Blogger Woozie said…

    Samuel L. Jackson would be disappointed in ALL of you. Except for E(cstacy) and Louise.

     
  • At 8:31 AM, Anonymous Jenny Ryan said…

    I love this! Dr. Seuss is the best! I live in Georgia too-really, thousands of snakes? Too bad I can never go outside again.

     
  • At 9:28 AM, Anonymous robin said…

    You made me snort at work!!

     
  • At 10:16 AM, Blogger Andrew said…

    My son claims this is going to be a great flick - I suspect it will be a slasher film in disguise, where the snakes pick off the passengers one at a time and the suspense will be about who dies next.
    To Love, Honor and Dismay

     
  • At 10:33 AM, Anonymous nancy said…

    OMG! This is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. You are so creative. What a great idea for 13! Thanks for the giggle!

     
  • At 10:46 AM, Blogger Karen said…

    You are so creative!! You always make me laugh.
    My TT is up!

     
  • At 11:10 AM, Blogger Trish said…

    BEEEEYYYOOOOOOUUUUUTTTIIIIIFUUUULLLL! Love it!! :D

    Happy TT!
    Mine are up!

     
  • At 1:02 PM, Blogger Darla said…

    Oh, that's fabulous! I love it.

     
  • At 1:23 PM, Blogger Mama Duck said…

    LOL I love it!! Our TT this week is the 13 favorite games of the Lil' Duck - come check it out! Have a wonderful Thursday ;).

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger shellibells said…

    Very cute...very creative!

    Mine are up, stop by!

    SB

     
  • At 2:55 PM, Blogger jayne d'Arcy said…

    I love it! Very inventive.

     
  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger Christine said…

    That's hilarious. Really cute. Dr. Seuss is cool. My kids haven't mentioned wanting to go and see it, and I'm with you....I hate snakes.
    Happy Thursday!

     
  • At 4:36 PM, Blogger alessia said…

    that was sooo funny!!!!!

     
  • At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Trina said…

    You read my mind! And in rhyme!

    I love it!

    My TT is up!

     
  • At 5:44 PM, Blogger The Shrone said…

    Dr. Seuss would be so proud of you! I still don't get the intrigue of this movie. I never was one for monster flicks, but space aliens--I'm all there!

     
  • At 11:13 PM, Blogger Jennifer Sprague, All Natural Mommies said…

    YUCKY I am with you there 100% I'm not going, and no one can make me! I LOVED your post, soo creative!

     
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