 "See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over," Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll.
I've been wondering for years why the FCC hasn't freed up the word "Shit" from George Carlin's list of "Seven Dirty Words" that can't be said on television. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
- You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. (do we know someone like this????)
- Sometimes you just plain ole get "the shits".
- With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
- You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
- You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
- Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
- Other people just have a Shit eatin' grin on their face all of the time.
- There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
- There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
- You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on shingle.
- You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
- Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
- Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
- You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
- You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit's creek without a paddle.
- Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
- Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
- When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
- And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
Holy Shit!! Now our President finds the word appropriate to use in context and the media is all over him as if to say, "You can't say that shit George!" Shit, I can't believe how transparent we all can be. Who are we to give a shit over George Bush shooting the shit with Tony Blair, while he chews on a buttered roll.
Talking with his mouth full, however; is a whole other story. |
LOL Randall was talking about this!