Not so Rocking Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu!
Well, as things shall have it. (Yes Dr. John, it's THAT bad!) I went into work yesterday and by 11:30am couldn't even breath deep enough to project a whole sentence. A visit to the emergency room, three breathing treatments, some strange steroid injection, chest Xray, EKG and blood work later - the diagnoses was in. I have a bad case of Pneumonia!!!
I'm finding out that Pneumonia is not fun, but as I sit here at 4am this morning unable to sleep because the steroids have me shaking a jig - might as well write some twisted parody lyrics to this rocking song. =O(
I wanna jump but I'm afraid I'll fall I wanna holler but my breath's too small Chillin' and Shakin's got a hold of me too I got the freekin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
Got an inhaler called Abuteral, Anti-biotics the size of a football, Wheezin' and coughin' up gobs of goo, I got the freekin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
The Steroids makin' my knees to knock, My head feels like it was hit by a rock, Stomachs in knots and I just want to puke, I got the freekin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
I'm tired but I just can't sleep, So hungry but I cannot eat, Aches and pain's got a hold of me too I got the freekin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
Out of work now and gotta stay home, Call the boss-man up on the phone, "I'm chronically sick and there's nuttin' I can do, I got the freekin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu."
I like what Sherry said - what a wonderful attitude and great sense of humor you have. It is a very good medicine. Thanks for sharing this "freeking pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu" lyric and video.
Oh shi-
Get well soon!