As an increasingly apathetic voter who is tired of being jerked around, bamboozled and having my brains jumbled in the Tilt-a-whirl of political spin - I am going to start dedicating Monday's to post about outlandish and unbelievable reasons why we should vote for certain candidates who hope to become our puppet-masters.
Vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton because of her Bust!
No, not her double padded A cups - but because of this frightening pillar of salt:
Vote for Hillary Clinton because this scares the shit out of you. Vote for Hillary Clinton because this will scare the shit out of our children. Can you imagine how many 5th graders on a Washington D.C. educational field trip will haul ass out of the White House screaming after seeing this sitting in the foyer?
Me either, but I sure would love to see a YouTube video of that! A caught on security camera YouTube of John Ashcroft trying to slip a curtain over the statue's breasts would be hilarious also. Not to mention we don't have nearly enough photos of Bill Clinton wincing. You know the look with the half lifted eyebrow and slightly scrunched nose that impishly asks, "Define for me the word Is?"
Thereby, in the name of everything scary... in the spirit of every enjoyed novel written by Stephen King.. for every Freddie Kruger induced nightmare ...and for every person who ever found a finger in their bowl of Wendy's chili...
She is scary> she is also dishonest. She would be no better than our President. The govenor of Michigan should run> She is honest, caring, and a Democrat.
:):)Good day