Sunday, January 21, 2007
Why Vote for Hillary Clinton
As an increasingly apathetic voter who is tired of being jerked around, bamboozled and having my brains jumbled in the Tilt-a-whirl of political spin - I am going to start dedicating Monday's to post about outlandish and unbelievable reasons why we should vote for certain candidates who hope to become our puppet-masters.

Vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton because of her Bust!

No, not her double padded A cups - but because of this frightening pillar of salt:


Vote for Hillary Clinton because this scares the shit out of you. Vote for Hillary Clinton because this will scare the shit out of our children. Can you imagine how many 5th graders on a Washington D.C. educational field trip will haul ass out of the White House screaming after seeing this sitting in the foyer?

Me either, but I sure would love to see a YouTube video of that! A caught on security camera YouTube of John Ashcroft trying to slip a curtain over the statue's breasts would be hilarious also. Not to mention we don't have nearly enough photos of Bill Clinton wincing. You know the look with the half lifted eyebrow and slightly scrunched nose that impishly asks, "Define for me the word Is?"

Thereby, in the name of everything scary... in the spirit of every enjoyed novel written by Stephen King.. for every Freddie Kruger induced nightmare ...and for every person who ever found a finger in their bowl of Wendy's chili...

Vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton because of her ability to scare the shit out of people!

(....unless you have a good reason not to vote for her.)
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 6:36 PM  
11 Comments:
  • At 7:11 AM, Blogger Deepak Gopi said…

    :):)Good day

     
  • At 7:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi Margare!
    Have a wonderful day!

     
  • At 9:13 AM, Blogger The Little Woman said…

    Wow. That's...ugly.

     
  • At 1:19 PM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said…

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  • At 1:20 PM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said…

    LOL @ Vote for Hillary Clinton because this scares the shit out of you.

     
  • At 2:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Couldn't be any scarier than the one who is in there now!

     
  • At 7:13 PM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    She is scary> she is also dishonest. She would be no better than our President. The govenor of Michigan should run> She is honest, caring, and a Democrat.

     
  • At 12:29 AM, Blogger Butchieboy said…

    :):)Good day

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Chris Cree said…

    Is that really Hillary Clinton? It looks strangely like Jimmy Carter!

     
  • At 7:54 AM, Blogger R2K said…

    Haha she sucks.

     
  • At 10:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is that really something that is in the White House??? Wow...

     
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