Friday, January 12, 2007
China Facing Major Gender Imbalance
China will have 30 million more men of marriageable age than women in less than 15 years as a gender imbalance resulting in part from the country's tough one-child policy.

Traditional preferences for sons has led to the widespread - but illegal - practice of women aborting babies if an early term sonogram shows it is a girl. The tens of millions of men who will not be able to find a wife could also lead to social instability problems.

Wow, it's about time they took notice but then again what a time to be a girl! The many choices, dates and swooning Romeos that could be standing outside their bedroom windows singing sonets declaring their love. Not nearly a good time would be had by the parents of girls. Not with tens of horny tomcats hanging out on your front lawn. But oh, what a wonderful time to be a girl.

After centuries of men having affairs, bigamous marriages and hoards of concubines and courts of wives - Women can finally turn the tables. Come on girls, admit it. Imagine having seven husbands. One for each day of the week. No need to worry about laundry, cleaning or cooking for if you can't employ a husband to do this for you - there will be seven paychecks coming in each week. You can afford to hire gay men to take care of domestic matters.

Each husband would try and do their best to remember each and every Anniversary. Valentine's Day will surround you with roses and mountains of chocolate. Women will finally be true Queens of their domain. As for their sex life, the possibilities endless.

At least until Super Bowl Sunday comes around.
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 3:08 PM  
6 Comments:
  • At 3:23 PM, Blogger Butchieboy said…

    New headline from China:
    Chronic masturbation, homosexuality & prostitution on rise in China.

     
  • At 5:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    that would be awesome... or not.

     
  • At 7:07 PM, Blogger Karlos said…

    Remind me not to move to China ;-)

     
  • At 7:48 PM, Blogger R2K said…

    And just wait until I get there: I take up a good 1 million women myself.

     
  • At 8:14 PM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    Historically when there were too many men countries have gone to war. This decreased the population of men because some men died and allowed the others to drag home wives.Let's hope that doesn't happen now.

     
  • At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi Margaret!
    hmm.... ? Sounds not bad...
    Margaret you are great writer!
    Have a wonderful weekend!

     
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