Sunday, December 31, 2006
Top Five Predictions for 2007
I decided this year to make resolutions like, "I will eat and gain weight." and "I will smoke a pack of cigarettes a day." and "I will not keep a schedule and continue to run on chaos."

See this way, if my experience proves to be correct - I'll break these resolutions like I have all these previous years. Hopefully by this time next year I'll be skinny, smoke free and have a little order in my daily routine.

In replace of a New Year's Resolution post, I will gaze into my crystal ball and in true Nostradamus fashion give my top five predictions for the coming year of 2007.

1. Between the bridge of gold and the city of angels, shall be found a middle-aged Hollywood celebrity who forgot to put her underpants on.

2. The whore of Paris will break her vow of abstinence in full view of many an internet browser.

3. Firefox Overlords will find vermin in their trenches of code. Flocking by the thousands to the Gates for safety.

4. The little man north of Seoul will be deafened by a blackmarketed faulty Apple iPod while listening to a Howard Stern podcast.

5. In the arena of the Democratic National Convention, CNN films
Bill O'Reilly loosing his cool. Cursing Keith Olbermann of MSNBC after he pegs Bill'O right between the eyes with a wayward spitball.
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 12:16 PM  
14 Comments:
  • At 3:00 PM, Blogger Scaramouche Jones said…

    I like this idea of honest resolutions. Mine will therefore include drinking whiskey and masturbating :)

     
  • At 5:17 PM, Blogger jayne d'Arcy said…

    I'm going back to my tradtion of not making new year resolutions. I did that here in 2006 and I think it just hexed me no end.

    Love the predictions. I'm looking forward to seeing them come true.

     
  • At 5:59 PM, Anonymous happy and blue 2 said…

    Your resolution system is the only sane way to go..
    Hope you have a great New Year..

     
  • At 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    good idea! i am going to try this too!

     
  • At 12:46 AM, Blogger Judy said…

    Margie, you make me laugh! Let's see... I will not finish my novel, nor will I look for a publisher/agent. Reckon it will work?????

     
  • At 1:07 AM, Blogger Deepak Gopi said…

    I have not made any resolutions yet.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR to u & family.

     
  • At 9:12 AM, Blogger Jo said…

    Love those predictions, especially the last one. The fight between O'Reilly and Olberman greatly amuses me. My New Year's resolutions are to NEVER clean my house, eat anything and everything I want (which I've been doing for a while now), and to just forget about sending birthday cards. Hope you have a HEALTHY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

     
  • At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Twisted Cinderella said…

    Too funny! LOL LOL!

     
  • At 12:28 AM, Blogger Deepak Gopi said…

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  • At 6:08 AM, Blogger Karlos said…

    Why did I never think of those resolutions!? You're a genious Margie! ;-)

    Happy New Year to you.

     
  • At 9:40 AM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    Great predictions. Did you pick your finger and spin around three times or did you go into a trance to make them?

     
  • At 9:42 AM, Blogger R2K said…

    What a year it was.

     
  • At 11:04 AM, Blogger Jill said…

    Snark! that was the sound of me laughing through the chamaign. I realy hpw 2007 is better for everybody. As for resolutions I resolved to quit making them. CNever keep them anyway, why waste the angst trying to think up new ones!

     
  • At 8:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi Margie!
    I am so greateful for meeting you and having you as friend.
    Keep up the great work.
    Love and Peace!

     
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