Last month, National University of Lesotho Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of Female Hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains Female Hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
Bad interpretation of the facts. The symptoms are not that of being a woman ( women are far nicer) but of being drunk. They have to sit down to pee because they can't stand up after all that beer.
That, my friend, is why I don't drink beer ;-) Whisky or Rum does me just fine.