Wednesday, September 12, 2007
The Britney Fiasco
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm sick of hearing all of this celebrity crap talk concerning Britney or anyone else for that matter. Sure she totally bombed at the Video Music Awards and I'm sure there are many reasons why. What bugs me is all the talk about the shape that her body is in.

Granted, this black sequined bikini is the wrong choice of attire for her. However, the cut ups by the media calling her fat, porky and disgusting need to chill out. Fuller Figures are beautiful and she's a Mom twice over now. This sort of attitude is what causes young women to go off into an anorexic spiral and it's unhealthy.

A call to all of my "guy readership" out there, would you tap your girl if she owned a body like this?

I also must give a shout out to Britney, although I sincerely doubt that she will ever lay eyes upon my Bloggage - but I'm gonna do it anyway....

Girl, reinvent yourself. You're 25 and officially out of the "Girls Gone Wild" phase. Especially now that you are a young Momma. Your career isn't over but it has evolved. It's time to set the stage for your sons and display your talents employing a little class and sass.

You're now in the MILF stage and take it from me, you can still be sexy. In fact even sexier with a little class and discretion. You may not remember Dolly Parton but she had her years and a wonderful talent and singing voice. Her boobs were wonderful and STILL are for many - but there came a point when her loins needed a bit of girthing.

So Girlfriend, if you're listening. Girdith thy loins and reinvent thyself before you sprout some sideburns and morph into another Elvis.
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 11:20 AM  
  • At 4:01 PM, Anonymous April Groves said…

    How well put is that!

    Saw her perform. Hubby thought she looked ok but "not herself." Told him what was probably going on in her head has happened to every female in the free world who realizes she may have just pushed the envelope a bit too far. We may not have walked out on stage wearing a bra and boy shorts, but we have all worn the top that was just a tinky too small, pants a little too tight, or a skirt a hair too short. Alone, we think we can pull it off. As soon as we get in public - BAM! Ego deflates and we realize we really should have picked outfit "b".

    I am not a Britney fan - but I would love to see her come back and do right. If she would just, well, listen to you, she might have a chance.

  • At 5:31 PM, Blogger Woozie said…

    Yeah her performance was apocalyptically terrible but she's actually in great shape. Contrary to what tabloids say, if you can see her heart beating against her skin-that's a bad thing.

  • At 9:54 PM, Blogger Carlos said…

    A body like that is definitely tapable. No question in my mind.

    "Apocalyptically terrible." Excellent choice of words Wooz.

  • At 11:48 AM, Blogger Jill said…

    I agree with you. At her age and the fact that she had two kids one right after the other, I see nothing wrong with her. Her taste in costume is not so good. I think she needs to take some time out and get her life straight and decide where she really wants to be. I wish people would quit beating up on the poor kid.

  • At 7:39 PM, Blogger - PRACTiCAL CHiCK said…

    Didn't see her perform...not a fan (never have been a fan). I do say leave the girl alone, though. When any other 20 something goes through a divorce with two kids you don't see the media up in their business making it ten times worse...yeah I get that she's a public image but for goodness sake isn't enough, enough?

    I don't think she looked that bad (aside from her butt hanging out the back, but I don't know too many multiple time mamas with a butt that stays in sans plastic butt tuck).

  • At 12:48 PM, Blogger doctor chip said…

    the Tap-a-bility of Brit-knee.

    likely, no. she's slutty.

    but, the body type?

    certainly, Pork-Fodder, if'n ya ask me. yup.

    as for her career, she's done. if she can find a little bit of class and dignity, she should just ride off into the sunset with Socky & Bootsie, and fade away into MILFdom. her singing career is done.

    worst case scenario?

    she starts her own MILF-porn website.

    ewwwwwwww... !!!!!



  • At 5:37 AM, Blogger Lone Grey Squirrel said…

    Since you appealed to your "male readership", I am reporting for duty. I have given up on Britney for a long time as a performer. I hope she will grow up soon for her own sake and for her children.

    As for her physical appearance, I always like meat on women. Hence she is sexier now than when she was skin on bones.

  • At 9:22 AM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said…

    I think the poor woman just needs to hide away for a little while before, as you so elegantly put it, she turns into Elvis before his last fatal toliet break.

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