 I'm not a bad person, really. Especially to steal anything from a wonderful guy like Dr. John.
However, today I'm going to steal one of his memes today that he stole from two other people. I promise to give back in an "Unplugged Post" sometime this weekend to fill all y'all in on what has been keeping me so busy.
List 5 things you would do if Martha Stewart moved next door.
1) Laugh, because that may mean that her stocks fell low enough to file bankruptcy and live in a trailer park. 2) Get even more gaudy with my lawn deco. I may even venture into K-Mart to buy a set of plastic pink flamingos. Make wind chimes from recycled cans of root beer. A fence by collecting all of the Kroger Shopping Buggies laying around in the park and perhaps a set of porcelain commode flower planters bursting with Geraniums.
3) Take the time to file my gaudy lawn deco ideas with the US Copywrite and Trademark office. You know, just in case she decides to steal my Intellectual Property concepts and make millions off of them.
4) Toss Kudzu seeds in her gardens when she isn't looking. 5) Upgrade my home security system and get a big dog. You never can be too safe or too sure with an Ex-con living next door to you. |
Hello Margaret,
good to see you again!
I have a lot on my plate now, but somehow, I'm moving on.... And you keep looking at the world and writing! :)
About Martha - a sad case; and even more sad is that, supposedly, there are lots of big, big guys doing insider trading as we speak..... :(