Back to a normal Keyword Kaos this week folks. Someone found this blog by searching Google for a "How Well do you Know your Spouse Test." I don't recall ever having such a post or test offered here, but it sounds like fun. Especially if we roll it up in some of this -week's crazy keyword searches.
For starters you may have issues if your husband has videos or pictures of Richard Simmons Doing Jumping Jack Exercises downloaded on his hard drive. If you think Sesame Street's Mr. Noodle is a Pervert you may feel differently if you come across any pictures titled Mega Tits or Madonna Funnels in hubby's document files.
If your husband is having Scrubbing Bubbles Cleaner Problems than this isn't an issue. You may have married one of those rare models that actually help clean the bathroom. Then again if you happen to keep the laundry hamper in there he could be Sniffing Your Panties behind the closed door. There seems to be an extraordinary number of keyword searches over the past few weeks that deal with many violations of under-panties that is deeply troubling me.
Now if your husband has been in the bathroom for a long time, you may NOT want to check in on him. There seems to be a few concerns about Slim-fast Flatulence this week. He could also be in there Squeezing Pimples or Popping Zits. You may also want to skip ordering mushrooms on your pizza for awhile. Because someone out there is wondering if Shrooms Cause Pimples.
Lastly, there is a slim chance that he could be in there Measuring Penis Size with an Empty Toilet Paper Roll. For some reason many men tend to measure their privates at various times during their lives. Ask any guy and he'll most likely give you the 411 right down to the half measurements. Granted a toilet paper roll is an odd measuring implement and this is the first I've heard of such a thing. But, hey whatever works.
Well that's about all I can roll into a "How Well do you Know Your Spouse Test", unless anyone out there can figure out a way to work in the remaining search terms:
- where can i find mud boggin in ga - unbelievable happenings - messing with sasquatch salt - how to get high when you have no marijuana - saint patrick's day savannah georgia - what do you do if your husband is dying?
Your keywords are always better than mine. Even my keywords are dull. Now for the husband test. What do you do if your husband is dying? A. Cry a lot B. Stay with him to the bitter end. C. Start planning that big vacation in Las Vegas.
You could have worked in "what to do if your husband is dying" after the "Slim-Fast flatulence," (I remember that one...it was funny!), but maybe that's something that we shouldn't laugh at. Ha ha ha!
I love these posts. the people who find your site through these keywords are very bizarre.
To be honest the only keywords that freaked me out on DoRP was the few hundred people a week looking for decapitated pictures of a young girl I'd feature in a particular post. The irony was that the articles primary point was how vicious people are to find these pictures to spread across the internets. Suffice to say I removed the post altogether.
Floor tiles....very funny :-)
You get the best key words Margie. I'm jealous! Thanks for the laugh today.