Monday, May 28, 2007
The Ass and the Hole in the Ground
In this modern age we live in
it's hard to figure out.
If anybody out there talking
has a clue what they're talking about.

There is twisted trends and psychic friends
and tabloid UFOs.
The wisest man with the best laid plans
might still say, "I don't know."

Politics and OJ,
Everybody's heard enough.
But no amount of talking
can change a mind that's been made up.

We got Presidential pillow talk,
they know just what to say.
Whatever side you are on,
one thing's for certain either way.

In the morning paper, in the evening news
It seems so easy to tell.
When the Lord looks down on the things we do
He might get angry and he might think, "Well....

They must not be that different.
The ass and the hole in the ground.
They often are mistaken
for each other I have found.

Life rewards the ones who try
until they got it down....

The difference between the ass and the hole in the ground."

Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 8:37 AM  
4 Comments:
  • At 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ag Shame Jong you donnerse Amerikaners must wake up you have absolutely nothing to feel assholish about. Why do you let the media knock you so. You know you are the biggest Empire yet - and thank God you are benevolent - hell our fucking continent would starve to death without you - yet more than 3/4 of our continents gangsta governments knock you day in and day out! Yet you carry on. Regardless. Why don't you get some pride! So fucking what if you invaded Iraq! Dahlings can you imagine if that Iranian funded fuck was still in power! How many innocents would have died and how many innocents would have been blown up in buildings. You are the fucking power of the world. Accept it and use it. And stop worrying about what people think of you. Hell I have lived thru what gangstas have done to my country. I have seen innocent people blown up. Children murdered. 85 year old women raped and all because of bleeding heart liberals in your country who actually make money out of these people. God I wish you people would mature and elect an Emperor and be done with it and stop turning Wallywood arseholes into royalty. Its really time that you folk showed the world who is baas! The world are like little snapping doggie woggies all full of shit. Take that cunt Robert Mugabe. Full of shit. But make no error its evil shit. And look who peddles evil shit in your own country. The bottom line is profit. I have news for you we have assholes everywhere and even I regal dahling as I am can behave like an asshole! Look beyond that dahlings. You have so much to be proud of and the world has so much to thank you for. Can you imagine what the world would be like being run by gangsta thugs like whats running the collapse of communism? And who funded communism. The same people who have a vested interest in suppressing your national pride. Stop knocking yourselves. I'd rather have your assholes anyday (gosh that sounds rude) than any of our evil assholes!!!
    my soapbox overunneth. I just hate to see my friends knock themselves. Its so easy to write and sing ditties like that but God it seems so hard for you to actually write something musically and emotionally worthwhile. Once again you have let asshole media backsides manipulate your every thought. I for one thank God everyday for you guys and I ask Him to bless you over and over again. Love will conquer all. Yes you have shit - so do we! But you have so many gorgeous wonderful courageous people fighting for freedom and truth dont forget about them! And so what if Edgar Hoover wore a dress. Don't you realise he adored his country! In his way. You all do. Just admit it my fellow American friends you love to love. And your love like yours MArgie overunneth and it has brought joy and happiness to so many. What if? Never forget that question...what if Sadam continued his murderous mayhem? What if they were not checked? Would you guys have liked to wake up to the terror we lived through and now do everyday in our country? Find common ground. Realise who the true enemies of your beautiful country and its peoples are and fight it with all your hearts and minds. We are depending on you.

    My 5 cents over runneth
    Love Hanlie

     
  • At 6:12 PM, Blogger Margaret said…

    You've said it all. =O)

     
  • At 9:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Lovely Song by Mac McAnally.
    always give credit where credit is due.

     
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