Disturbing!
Frosty the snowman was a Happy and Asleep (It's 4:30am) soul. With a corncob Food, and lots of it and a button Arm and two Legs made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of Curry but the children know, how he came to life one day. There must have been some Oregano in that old shirt they found, For when they placed it on his Butt he began to Run around. Frosty the snowman, was sad as he could be. And the children say he could Refill my coffee and Buy me a present just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, Fuck you, I'm going to melt away! Down to the village with a A pillow in his hand, Laugh'ing here and there, all around Oak Creek Canyon saying, Arouse me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day!

Karlos: A curry snowman daring to be aroused is very worrisome indeed. =O)

Frosty the snowman was an upbeat and sprightly soul. With a corncob Candy Cane and a button Arm and two Legs made out of coal.Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say.He was made of saffron but the children know how he came to life one day.There must have been some vanila in that old shirt they found. For when they placed it on his foot he began to dance around. Frosty the snowman, was mortified as he could be> And the children say he could something useful and make an ornament just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day . So he said crook, I'm going to melt away!Down to the village with a marshmallow in his hand, throw it backing here and there, all around Pigeon Falls, saying, run me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day.

This made no sense.

Frosty the snowman was a Sleepy and Happy soul. With a corncob Drugs and a button Fingers and two Feets made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of Cinnamon but the children know, how he came to life one day. There must have been some Onions in that old Pants they found, For when they placed it on his Penis he began to Pee on the person next to me around. Frosty the snowman, was Genocidal as he could be. And the children say he could Sleep and Make me a pie just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, Kiss the rings bitch!, I'm going to melt away! Down to the village with a Sledgehammer in his hand, Enjoy being punished'ing here and there, all around SlovaKKKia saying, Fuck me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day!

Dr. John: Now a Saffron Snowman must be tasty, no wonder he's mortified.

Woozie: No it didn't make any sense, but the thought of a genocidal snowman makes me want to break out with a flame thrower.

Frosty the snowman was a relieved and jolly soul. With a corncob finger and a button leg and two arms made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of eggs but the children know, how he came to life one day. There must have been some milk in that old shirt they found, For when they placed it on his butt he began to cross my legs around. Frosty the snowman, was embarrassed as he could be. And the children say he could move on and dance monkey just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, you piece of crap, I'm going to melt away! Down to the village with a tissue paper in his hand, punch me'ing here and there, all around black forest saying, investigated me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day!

Frosty the snowman was a annoyed and pissy soul. With a corncob gum and a button tummy and two arms made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of sugar but the children know, how he came to life one day. There must have been some sauce in that old pants they found, For when they placed it on his boobs he began to hold it around. Frosty the snowman, was silly as he could be. And the children say he could blog and fart just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, mother f#cker, I'm going to melt away! Down to the village with a pizza in his hand, eat 'ing here and there, all around dawn land saying, kick me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day!

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Frosty the snowman was a Restrained and Joyful soul. With a corncob Oh no, you are not going to catch me on this one! and a button Ditto here. and two Okay, fine, earlobes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of Vodka but the children know, how he came to life one day. There must have been some High fructose corn syrup in that old bandana they found, For when they placed it on his femur he began to pee around. Frosty the snowman, was wet as he could be. And the children say he could go home and burp just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, nothing--I don't talk to machines, I'm going to melt away! Down to the village with a my rhythm stick in his hand, bob your head'ing here and there, all around back seat of my car saying, plastered me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day!

Happy: We'll need to investigate this suspicious snowman - alas Eggman. (I think the Beatles sang about this shady fellow!)

Dawn: Sauce in the pants!! I better not even ask. LOL!

R2K: I can only imagine how your carol had come out.

Acme: A vodka snowman!! I bet his name is Wet Willie. (name of a frozen alkie drink place here in town.)

Heeeeeere ya go! I like to keep a "G" rating!

Frosty the snowman was a happy and joyous soul. With a corncob my foot and a button elbow and two thighss made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of baking soda but the children know, how he came to life one day. There must have been some mustard in that old tank top they found, For when they placed it on his knees he began to HOLD IT! around. Frosty the snowman, was All washed up... as he could be. And the children say he could Eat dinner and Have a nice day! just the same as you and me. Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, Stupid uber stupid!, I'm going to melt away! Down to the village with a a pillow in his hand, hit me back!'ing here and there, all around Boston saying, bungee jumping me if you can. For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way. But he waved goodbye saying, Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day!