Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Computer Issues: "Help me locate my drive!!"

I have run across the term 'cyber sex' a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the 'sex drive' on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel... then I got out all the manuals and went through them.

I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one.

Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman, I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any ' sex drives' in stock. She kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her. I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone and she said, rather rudely I thought; that she couldn't help me and walked away.

In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked if they had any 'sex drives' in stock... He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a 'hard drive,' I thought about it for a minute and told him, "Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed..." He started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him... "You're killing me!" Or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out of stock here too. Must be hard to keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him... I wasn't even hurting him.

The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the turnip truck... I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. "She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it!" and walked away laughing.

The guy in the fourth store said something like, "BOOB," under his breath and walked away... I wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores. Maybe you have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and search for one?

So that's where I am now... If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my 'sex drive,' I would appreciate it. Then all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it.
Stumble It! .......posted by Margaret @ 12:39 PM  
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